Need some ready-made excuses to get you out of undesirable social plans? Stephen Colbert and Jon Batiste have got you covered.
In the video above (jump to 3:50), Colbert dons his finest glittery suit, pops on a soul patch and busts out his best centre parting, singing alongside Batiste and the Stay Human band to deliver a barrage of increasingly ridiculous excuses to help you avoid seeing people.
The lyrics are very silly, but the video is worth it for the costumes alone.
